The history

“But goulash is supposed to be a soup, not a stew” – every Hungarian ever.

Shut up.
I’m talking about the Polish version, which has less juice since they’re probably saving the water to make vodka.
On the other hand, placek is a traditional Polish dish, eaten in the mountains, made from potatoes. Guess what else is made from potatoes? Yep, vodka (if you want to impress your Polish friends, call it “gorzałka”, it refers to the same thing).

The recipe

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Goulash with potato pancakes (placek)
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Course Main Dish
Cuisine Polish
Prep Time 30 kurwa minutes
Cook Time 60 kurwa minutes
Servings
people
Ingredients
For the goulash
  • 1 tbsp cooking oil
  • 1/2 onion
  • 1/2 celery stalk
  • 1/2 carrot
  • 1 tbsp smoked paprika
  • 200 grams pork filled cubed
  • 1/2 red bell pepper
  • 250 ml red wine
  • 25 grams unsalted butter
  • 1 tbsp all-purpose flour
For the placek
  • 1/2 onion
  • 1 peeled carrot
  • 1 small carrot (optional)
  • 1 tbsp all-purpose flour
  • 1 egg beaten like a ginger stepchild
  • 1 tbsp cooking oil
  • salt and white pepper to taste
  • sour cream to serve
Course Main Dish
Cuisine Polish
Prep Time 30 kurwa minutes
Cook Time 60 kurwa minutes
Servings
people
Ingredients
For the goulash
  • 1 tbsp cooking oil
  • 1/2 onion
  • 1/2 celery stalk
  • 1/2 carrot
  • 1 tbsp smoked paprika
  • 200 grams pork filled cubed
  • 1/2 red bell pepper
  • 250 ml red wine
  • 25 grams unsalted butter
  • 1 tbsp all-purpose flour
For the placek
  • 1/2 onion
  • 1 peeled carrot
  • 1 small carrot (optional)
  • 1 tbsp all-purpose flour
  • 1 egg beaten like a ginger stepchild
  • 1 tbsp cooking oil
  • salt and white pepper to taste
  • sour cream to serve
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Recipe Notes

Ingredients taken from “Polska: New Polish Cooking” by Zuza Zak.

Instructions on how to make goulash with potato pancakes

We’re going to go village style on the goulash. Take a big pot, heat your oil and add the pork. After a couple of minutes, add the onion, celery, carrot, kapia (or red pepper) and smoked paprika. While you’re frying these, stir once in a while, to make sure nothing sticks to the bottom.

When you’re happy with burning your house down, add the wine, cover and simmer over low heat for 30 – 40 minutes, until you’re happy with the consistency. Pro tip: you can lift the lid from time to time to make sure everything’s okay.

Remember that multitasking part at the beginning? While your goulash is cooking, make the placek. With these quantities, one should be enough per person.
Finely grate the onion, potato, and carrot until they’re mush. After that, make sure to squeeze all excess liquid from the mixture. Put the grated stuff in a bowl, add the flour, egg, salt, and pepper and mix it like it’s hot (it’s not).

Heat the oil in a large frying pan. Wait until it’s extremely hot and then pour your pancake mix into the pan. Fry for around 10 minutes and then turn it over. Continue frying for 2 or 3 minutes.

To serve, put your placek on a plate, add the goulash on one side and roll the empty part of the pancake on top of it. Hint: use the photos.
Add sour cream on top.

Listen to this while cooking.

Enjoy.